Don’t stop living your life because you’re involved into someone else’s.
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Valentines day is approaching and I know some of you are excited about putting a smile on your mates face. Folks will become engaged, some will receive bouquets of roses and some will get candy and teddy bears. Love will be in the air. Now, for those of you who aren’t faithful in the relationship and who may have more than one face to put a smile upon, shame on you! Will you spend the day with your main squeeze, or will you spend it with the outsider? That’s too much shit to put up with when you’re cheating.
See folks don’t think about this kinda stuff until it happens. Days like v-tines day your side pc is gonna except to spend the day with you. If not the day, then most of the day. What will you tell your main boo to get away to spend time with the other person? I know some folks can pop this off without a hitch, but someone isn’t gonna be happy with the outcome. Oh, unless you spend the day before with the side pc, that should keep everything grounded. V-tines day SHOULD be a day where you spoil your main boo, not some outsider. It’s a day to shower your man or woman with romantic gifts and treats. Love who you’re with. If yo’ ass can’t be a one woman’s man or a one mans woman, you should try to have an open relationship with ya’ damn self. Meaning just date, don’t settle until you know you’re ready. So when the holidays come around or special days like valentines day, you won’t have to break any hearts or cause turmoil.
5 new years resolutions to follow.
If you’re ready for change or growth and your mate is lagging behind. Help pursue them to go to the next level with you. If their dragging you down to the point you can’t grow or move to the next level. They may not be the one for you. It’s a new year, and most couples are focused on doing more and having more as a team. If you’re not on the same page, that shit will not work. Don’t let nobody stunt ya’ growth.
It’s Christmas time, don’t go calling up ya’ ex boo’s just to use them for gifts! lol! Leave he/she where ever the hell they are at! Don’t try to use folks. And just because it’s winter, and you’re still single, don’t go getting all lonely and shit, calling up a female or a male who you know full well you don’t fool with in no shape, form, or fashion. Take a hot shower and read a book with your single, lonely ass….lol!
Okay this will be short and to the point yall. If you’re in a relationship and the two of you stay together, is it your responsibility to keep up with your partners misplaced things? Hell no! He/she should be responsible enough to keep up with the things they feel are important to them. Why should an argument take place all because you assume I should know where you placed your Beats by Dre headphones?
They don’t belong to me, so why in the hell should I have to help yo’ grown ass keep up with your belongings? That’s just wrong to throw a temper tantrum on your mate behind some stupid shit like this. Do I need to go take you to the potty as well so you want piss on ya’ boxer shorts? Make sure you dry off and not drip? Get the hell out of here. If you’re in a relationship and you’re constantly being blamed for your partner misplacing their things, tell them to grow up and fuck off!
Have ya’ll ever had somebody who has tried for years to get at you and you just aint feeling they ass? Well I have. It’s happing to me as I type in this damn blog. How many times can you tell they ass no, and turn down all of their advances in order for them to get the damn pic? Shit, I thought it wouldn’t take long for his ass to get the pic, but shit, it’s been years!
Has anyone ever said something to you that made you respond like..”do what na’? or say what na’? Come again?” I have those moments all the damn time. One of thse “do what na’?” moments came today. Okay, so this long time guy friend of mines and let me stress this word..FFFRRRIIIEEENNNDDD…who also have a damn woman came texting me with some crzy ass shit. We gone call him crzy ass, cause he had to been crzy out of his mind for this boldness.This is how the convo went…..
Crzy ass: I’m really wanting some intimacy!!
Me: Do what na”? (you ask this to make sure you getting a clear read on things..cause a mf tripping)
Crzy ass: You read what I said
Me:Do you have the right person? (cause he couldn’t have been talking to me with this bs. NEVER slept with his funny looking ass and NEVER will!
Crzy ass: Yea I do have the right person
Me: Well I can’t help yo’ ass. And that was mighty bold of you.
Crzy ass: I know it is but I really need you just this one time
Me: Come again mf..you got a damn woman laying nxt to u every damn nite that suppose to take care of tht problem.
Crzy ass: She’s been hvn medical issues for the lst few months, she’s in the hosp rite now, had surgery the other day.
Me:Blank stare..blink blink…ookkkaayy..well man I’m sorry to hear tht.
Crzy ass: Thanks, she’ll recover
Me: I said to myself….well mf you just gone hv to wait for her ass to heal, cause I can’t and won’t help ya! I said, she’ll be right and tight for ya.
Crzy ass: You still hvnt addressd my concern abt intimacy
Me: blank stare again…I said yes the hell I did. if I didn’t come out and say yes, aanndd a bitch done went all around your ?? with subliminal messages, that means NO mf! Really mf?
Crzy ass: Don’t be so hard on me baby girl, what what weekend will you be available?
Me:Mf didn’t you just read what I said! No..Use ya’ mf hand! I wont be ready no damn weekend! Not for yo raggedy ass anyway! I think you better change up the convo, cause yo’ ass is about to get the business!!
Crzy ass: So what you been up to today?
I couldn’t believe he approached me with tht bs..lol..I was seconds away from unleashing the dragon on his stankin ass! So do what na? I thought he would change up the convo..lol…I doubt if he’ll try tht again. He better wait for curly Sue to get well….
I know im not the only onw who has had that “do what na’?” moment…especially in the relationship..you hv to ask a mf to come again when it sounds like they saying some crzy shit. lol..
Are you looking for love?? Stop! Don’t feel as though you have to have a man or woman in your life. A lot of us date for all of the wrong damn reasons. Some just for the sake of sayin they have someone, and others for all the “other” wrong reasons. Be patient, and the right person will come along. Be impatient and continue to be on the hunt, all you’re gonna find is “a waste of damn time.”
If you’ve been single for a while, don’t go getting all desperate and shit. That’s how you find yourself involved with someone you’re not compatible with. The shit aint gonna work, I can tell you that right now. Be patient.
Do you have trust issues with your man/woman? If so, why is that? Did he/she cheat on you in the relationship or did you bring that shit from a past relationship? If they did cheat on you during the relationship and you’re still with them, you need to learn to re-trust again. Because obviously you love him/her enough to work things out. If so, leave the past in the past. If they aren’t giving you a reason to snoop through their things, why snoop? True they cheated before, that doesn’t mean they are cheating now. And if you find something to be suspicious, will that make you break up with them then? You didn’t leave before, so what would be different? Stop looking for shit.
If you’re one of those ones who like to drag old shit into a new relationship, stop! Just because the last person cheated, doesn’t mean the person you are with now will. Leave that shit in the past. Everybody is different, nobody is perfect. Learn to trust and learn to forgive. I’m not saying be a damn fool, you need to know when to leave the relationship if there reasonable cause to do so.
What’s in the dark will come to light.
Never let em’ see you sweat. Don’t wear your feelings on your sleeve, they very well may get snatched off.
This post is for both the males and females. When you find yourself admiring a person whom which you wouldn’t mind dating and they cut you off before you get the chance to ask them out, don’t show your true colors. Rejection is one of the biggest disappointments when it comes to dating. Some can handle it, some cannot. Don’t go blasting that person with nasty words or blurt out negative untrue statements about that person all because yo’ ass was rejected. Don’t let them see you sweat. You have to keep it cool and take your rejection like a big girl/boy. There’s no need to get in your feelings over a person who never really entered your life to begin with. All that means is that wasn’t the person for you. Suck it up, keep ya’ head up and keep it moving. No need to cry over spilled milk that the cat done licked up.